Seven Degrees of Terror Funding

[chris]

As mentioned in my journal, all those "drug use funds terrorism" attacks are really annoying me. Especially with their "x did y, which led to y giving money to z who paid w..."<br>
So I thought a fun thread might be a game of "Seven Degrees of Terror Funding" played much like "Seven Degrees of Kevin Bacon", how many people/acts can we link to funding terrorism?<br>
I'll start:<br>
The rise of youth soccer programs has led to...<br>
Moms' taking children and their friends and equipment to soccer games and practices, which has led to...<br>
The need for bigger vehicles, which led to...<br>
SUVs which require lots of gas...<br>
which is often bought from Islamic fundamentalist countries which fund...<br>
Islamic schools that promote hatred and violence towards western culture and the USA in particular, which leads to...<br>
Islamic terror acts against the USA!<br>
<br>
In conclusion, youth soccer programs support terrorism!

[chris]

<ul>
<li>The <a href="http://www.riaa.org/">RIAA</a> protects the profits of record labels
<li>record labels sign artists and give them money for recording contracts
<li>some of these artists spend money on heroin
<li>much of which comes (or used to come) from Afghanistan
<li>some of this money must go to the Taliban gov't
<li>which supports terrorism
</ul>
In conclusion, the RIAA funds terrorism!

[ross]

<ul>
<li>The Taliban breathe oxygen.
<li>Plants produce oxygen during respiration.
<li><i>Allium cepa</i>, the onion, is a plant.
<li>The heating and cooling of the Earth, along with Coriolis effect, causes oxygen produced by the onion to spread across the world... to be inhaled by the Taliban.
<li>Beef o' Brady's makes fried onion rings.
<li>My brother eats fried onion rings at Beef O' Brady's. Therefore...
</ul>

My brother supplies the Taliban with their very life's breath!

[deza]

1) Down comes from geese.
2) The down is shipped to textile companies.
3) The textile companies create blankets and pillows.
4) The blankets and pillows are shipped to Afganistan.
5) The terrorists receive those blankets and pillows...therefore:

Geese support terrorists.